Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
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