I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
Welp...herpes.
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
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