i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
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