He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
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