Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
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