The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
Apparently on the way out of the ER i asked the nurse to doggie-bag me some more morphine.
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
Girls should come with a carfax report
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
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