I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
between my moustache and how drunk I am it will be a miracle if I get laid tonight.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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