How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
You're my little dorito
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
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