the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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