I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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