i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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