whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
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