kristin has been a bad kristin
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
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