Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
You know it's an interesting night when you drunkenly scream at your boss, "You'd make a HORRIBLE OBGYN!! You're hands are ENORMOUS!"
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
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