Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
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