Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
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