Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
I need to sanitize my soul.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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