Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
Actions speak louder than pants.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
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