There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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