no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
True strength comes from lack of pants
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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