your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
Michael Bay diarrhea
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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