so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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