I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
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