haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
If I'm not up by 8, will you please knock on my door?
That depends, can you stop texting me while you're masturbating?
Touche.
I CAN STILL HEAR YOUR VIBRATOR.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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