And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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