with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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