Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
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