But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
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