can we get nightvision for the apartment?
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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