the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
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