Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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