You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
why the fuck is there hamburger meat in the toaster. i repeat: WHY THE FUCK IS THERE HAMBURGER MEAT IN MY NEW TOASTER
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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