But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
there is puke in my bra ... again
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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