I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
vagina is talking i cant
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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