they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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