Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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