its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
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