Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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