at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
The homeless guy out front said it's his birthday and he asked us to join him for happy hour after work. He's buying a fifth of gin to celebrate.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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