I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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