I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
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