Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
It’s bad enough my brother slept with half of the sorority this year, but now he’s lifeguarding at the club and every divorcée and cougar in town is asking me for his number. My twin is a manwhore and I’ve become his pimp.
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