If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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