You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
only if we run a train.
done.
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
Randomize
