I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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