He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
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