That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
Randomize
