my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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