Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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