how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
He has the fingertips of a God
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