Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
Randomize
