So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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