what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
I need to sanitize my soul.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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