i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
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